Pity Party Pizza – Vegan

 

Walnut and Brussels Sprout “Zaa”

 

46 days into prep without a re-feed meal and I was starting to feel like my next check-in email would be responded to with a “guess what? You get a re-feed”….instead, I was told that I looked like I’m retaining water which upped my cardio to an insane level AND changed my overall diet plan again.

This did not sit well with me, Jeff suggested we go for pizza. I had enough will to NOT cave and head for legit dangerous territory but I did need to pretend I ate pizza in order to survive.

I birthed a couple of recipes I hope you can find some enjoyment in.

Water retention. Pfft.

 

Without having anything tomatoey, I needed to build a base. I was originally going for a Thai flavour but it ended up being something…else.

 

I utilized my usual vegan prep food for these recipes…but not the asparagus as I am mad at asparagus right now and don’t want to taste it on anything remotely delicious. Stupid, plain, boring and never ending asparagus.
Base:

Ezekiel wraps

1 tbsp sun butter

1/4 cup rehydrated sundried tomatoes (let sit in really warm water for 10-15 mins)

2 cloves garlic

1/4 cup water
Cheese:

4 tbsp nutritional yeast

1/8 cup water

1 tbsp chia seeds

*Mix all ingredients in small dish with fork and allow to sit for 10 minutes to thicken* voila “cheeze” 

Pizza toppings: 

Roasted brussels sprouts

Roasted broccoli

Chopped tomato

Cubed Tofu

Walnuts

Yellow onions

Maple Syrup

Method: 

Pre-heat oven to 425.

Slather on base, then add ingredients as desired. Bake for 10-12 minutes checking back to ensure you aren’t burning the “crust”. On my second effort I sprayed the bottom of the “pizza” with coconut oil. 

Pizza #1 was: 

Base, slivered yellow onion, brussels, tomato, walnuts & drizzle of maple syrup.

Pizza #2 was: 

Base, broccoli, tomato, tofu (measured per my diet plan), “cheeze”.

Chili Chickpea Caesar – Vegan

Another one for the salad vaults – and yes there have been a tonne of them lately. Why? Well, because I am cooking mostly only 1 creative meal per day and that is at dinnertime when I can spare the minutes of my life to do this. To add, I’m in contest prep currently and salad-type meals are the best for my waistline at this point – yours too!

This heart healthy salad took about 10 minutes to put together….less waiting for your chickpeas to firm up. In total you’ll need about 45 minutes to get this done so may I suggest this tempo:

Get home, preheat your oven then slip into something more comfortable…….put on some tunes, crack a bottle of Perrier with a slice of lime and romance this one together. You’ll need to get your kissing on before you eat this one…she’s a garlic-y doozer which I used to my advantage trying to overcome this poorly timed flu.

Dressing Ingredients: 

2 tbsp Vegenaise or any other type of vegan mayo.

1 large clove garlic

Juice of 2 lemons

2 tbsp nutritional yeast

3 tbsp water

1/2 tsp Himalayan salt

1/2 tsp tri-colour pepper (freshly ground)

Salad Ingredients:

2 cans chickpeas

4 cups kale torn to small pieces

2 cups romaine lettuce chopped into small pieces

1 tsp Chili powder

1 tsp Garlic powder

1 tsp salt

1 tsp avocado oil

Method: 

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

In large mixing bowl add both cans of rinsed chickpeas with chili powder, garlic powder, salt and avocado oil. Mix well.

Spread over baking sheet and bake for 12 minutes, remove from oven & stir/mix and bake for another 12 minutes or until desired firmness is reached.

While these are baking combine all your dressing ingredients in a wide mouth mason jar and blend with a hand blender. If you do not have a hand blender simply ensure all your ingredients are minced as finely as possible and whisk in a deep vessel with a fork.

Toss greens in dressing and top salad with roasted chickpeas. You can even use these chickpeas as a simple appy to replace salty crackers or nuts.

Serves 2-4 people. 2 as a full meal, 4 as a side.

Nutritional Info: 

Nutrition Facts
Servings 4.0
Amount Per Serving
calories 725
% Daily Value *
Total Fat 16 g 25 %
Saturated Fat 2 g 9 %
Monounsaturated Fat 4 g
Polyunsaturated Fat 5 g
Trans Fat 0 g
Cholesterol 3 mg 1 %
Sodium 836 mg 35 %
Potassium 6209 mg 177 %
Total Carbohydrate 128 g 43 %
Dietary Fiber 57 g 229 %
Sugars 32 g
Protein 42 g 85 %
Vitamin A 4130 %
Vitamin C 237 %
Calcium 96 %
Iron 145 %
* The Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet, so your values may change depending on your calorie needs. The values here may not be 100% accurate because the recipes have not been professionally evaluated nor have they been evaluated by the U.S. FDA.

 

Kale & Aubergine Hot Salad

I’m dedicating this recipe to my lovely lovely friend Ziuta in London who is a busy mom of two and tries SO hard to learn new things and stay healthy. I don’t know how you do it lady, but I applaud you.

I’d normally call this one Kale & Zucchini however, Ziuta refers to them as their other name (aubergines) so I will for those purposes as well.

This is such a quick recipe that you can’t make any excuses for not getting your S&*T together to make some decent meals.

I’ve made this vegan (of course) but if you’re NOT vegan you can sub in whatever protein you wish. I’d hope for your sake you utilize this recipe to implement a Meatless Monday in your home – stay heart healthy.

I have omitted onions and garlic from this as they aren’t “safe” right now in my house ~ excess gas during prep time is not ideal, so add this if you wish.

You will need a pan with a lid or a way to cover your pan.

 

Ingredients: 

10 large white mushrooms sliced

1 large bunch kale chopped well

2 med/large aubergine spiralized or sliced thinly, you can also use a potato peeler or mandolin to make thin strips.

1 cup chopped pea shoots

2 cups snap peas

1 tsp coconut/avocado oil

16 oz Tofurky “chicken” type protein

2 large cloves garlic diced

1 medium yellow onion diced

Method: 

Heat oil in large (deep) pan over medium heat. Add onion and garlic and sautee for 3-4 minutes until they start to clarify but not brown.

Next, add kale, mushrooms and peas and cook for 3-5 minutes with lid on.

Next, add your vegan protein to basically just warm it up and brown a bit….you will have to add COOKED animal protein to this if you are using meat. DO NOT ADD RAW MEAT!!

Cook for another 3-5 minutes.

Remove from heat and add in pea shoots & aubergine.

Serve as a hot salad in bowls. This serves 4 people approximately 4oz of protein.

This is approximately 600 calories per serving…my nutrition generator is NOT working at the moment and I will update once it start accepting my new foods. 

 

 

 

Vegan {high protein} quesadillas 

Ingredients: 

2 pieces Ezekiel Wraps

1/4 cup sliced mushrooms

1/2 cup sliced green pepper

1/8 cup daiya shredded mozzarella

1/4 cup yves ground round

1/4 cup black beans (or my RECIPE for mixed beans which was yum)

1 tbsp pico de gallo

Method: 

Heat up large pan to medium heat (if you have some kind of sandwich press machine this will simplify things a lot).

Place one wrap down, add all ingredients except salsa, top with another wrap.

Cook on one side until hardened and browned then flip and do the same for the other side.

Cut with pizza cutter, top with  pico de gallo.

Extra topping suggestions: Cilantro, sour cream (soy pictured),

 

Nutritional information: 

Nutrition Facts
Servings 3.0
Amount Per Serving
calories 158
% Daily Value *
Total Fat 4 g 6 %
Saturated Fat 1 g 4 %
Monounsaturated Fat 0 g
Polyunsaturated Fat 0 g
Trans Fat 0 g
Cholesterol 0 mg 0 %
Sodium 330 mg 14 %
Potassium 222 mg 6 %
Total Carbohydrate 22 g 7 %
Dietary Fiber 5 g 21 %
Sugars 1 g
Protein 8 g 17 %
Vitamin A 2 %
Vitamin C 20 %
Calcium 5 %
Iron 15 %

Baked Beans – Vegan Bodybuilding Series

There’s nothing I love more than a simple recipe during a week full of the hustle and bustle of life. I’ve chosen to add this quick and easy recipe to the bodybuilding roster because I’ve been using beans as pre-workout for about a year.

Most recently I’ve found that I personally do not get enough energy from them on my highest carb cycling/hardest workout days so I have chosen to use them in the off season or on a “cheat” day instead of as a strategy for more energy.

I used a slow cooker here to try and get as many farts cooked out of the beans as I could – this recipe was still a bit gassy….no funzo at the gym. Try soaking your beans over night before you undertake this one especially if you’re sensitive. Otherwise, be diligent to rinse the beans before you cook with them.

This is a clean recipe, I’ve included the nutritional information for you below as well. I’ve used all organic ingredients for this recipe.

Ingredients: 

1 can navy beans

1 can chick peas

1 can pinto beans

1 can white beans

1 large onion diced

5 cloves garlic diced

2.5 cups veggie broth

1 tsp coconut oil

1/2 tsp cumin

1/2 tsp rosemary

1/2 tsp oregano

Salt & Pepper to taste

Method: 

Using the saute or simmer setting on your slow cooker melt coconut oil and add garlic and onions. Cook until translucent.

Modification note* if you do not have a slow cooker use a deep sauce pan or frying pan to create the same recipe – you must be at home to monitor this process*

Next, add spices other than salt and pepper to mixture. Stir in and allow to simmer for about 30 seconds.

Finally, add all your beans and veggie broth mix well with all ingredients. Turn setting to hi slow cook for 1 hour, reduce to low for 2-3 hours. Once this is completed the slow cooker should switch to warm and you are ready to eat or prep.

This recipe would do fine on slow cook all day if you would like to put it on before you leave for work – I prefer to leave it on over night in that case in the event the recipe dries out and could potentially start burning.

Nutritional Info: 

Nutrition Facts
Servings 8.0
Amount Per Serving
calories 552
% Daily Value *
Total Fat 3 g 5 %
Saturated Fat 1 g 3 %
Monounsaturated Fat 0 g
Polyunsaturated Fat 0 g
Trans Fat 0 g
Cholesterol 0 mg 0 %
Sodium 880 mg 37 %
Potassium 1091 mg 31 %
Total Carbohydrate 106 g 35 %
Dietary Fiber 20 g 82 %
Sugars 4 g
Protein 28 g 56 %
Vitamin A 0 %
Vitamin C 100 %
Calcium 45 %
Iron 34 %
* The Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet, so your values may change depending on your calorie needs. The values here may not be 100% accurate because the recipes have not been professionally evaluated nor have they been evaluated by the U.S. FDA.

Low-cal “Stir-fry” – Vegan bodybuilding Series

Spring is {nearly} here and I am back on the training machine getting ready for 3 competitions in May! Yep, 3. I’m totally mental…but so hungry for the gold. 🙂

This recipe is simple and is great if you’re about my size and need a no-carb meal in your daily regime. This is my “Meal 2” right now. Breakfast was a protein shake. After this, will be my pre-workout which changes at the moment because I’m carb cycling actively.

10 minutes of your time is all it takes.

Ingredients: 

4 oz plain Tempeh

2 cups green beans

1/2 small ripe tomato diced

1 clove garlic

1 tbsp slivered yellow onion

1/8 tsp coconut oil

Himalayan salt to taste

Method: 

Over medium heat cook onion and garlic until slightly translucent.

Add beans and tempeh and cook for another 5 minutes.

Add tomato last and cook for one more minute just to add flavour.

Top with a bit of salt if needed and serve hot!

Nutritional Information: 

 

Nutrition Facts
Servings 1.0
Amount Per Serving
calories 363
% Daily Value *
Total Fat 13 g 20 %
Saturated Fat 2 g 11 %
Monounsaturated Fat 0 g
Polyunsaturated Fat 0 g
Trans Fat 0 g
Cholesterol 0 mg 0 %
Sodium 3073 mg 128 %
Potassium 596 mg 17 %
Total Carbohydrate 39 g 13 %
Dietary Fiber 11 g 46 %
Sugars 13 g
Protein 29 g 58 %
Vitamin A 45 %
Vitamin C 72 %
Calcium 23 %
Iron 30 %
* The Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet, so your values may change depending on your calorie needs. The values here may not be 100% accurate because the recipes have not been professionally evaluated nor have they been evaluated by the U.S. FDA.

Product Review – Premier Protein

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Product review: Premier Protein
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A month or so ago my Step-daughter came home with a jug of protein {pictured}. She had decided to go vegetarian and her BM was feeding her these shakes to up her protein.
*Insert panic attack and shock here*
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There are several reasons why these things are NOT good for you and especially why they are not good for children.
As her BM has convinced her that not eating meat puts you in a “bad mood” {more like the least she is like me or her father the better her BM’s mood} at the very least I am thankful that she is {most likely} not poisoning her with these things anymore.
Here’s what you need to know about these “cheat” foods and why it is imperative that we all hit the kitchen with gusto and consume whole foods with a TONNE of protein – after all, protein-rich foods are everywhere. Meat is NOT your only option!!
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My Biggest issue
This is a COSTCO product. Why don’t we like that fact? Well, like all Mega chains they have wishy-washy ethics to increase buying power. This means a lot of crushing the little guy and a lot of caselot buying from businesses that are downright dirty – GlaxosmithKline, Johnson, Unilever etc…
Do you own research however, Costco is on total boycott in our world.
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Ingredients (Chocolate Shake Tetrapak):

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These “nutrition supplements” are filled with highly processed animal proteins, chemicals, preservatives and additives. Not all processed foods are detrimental to our health BUT understanding what is in this shake is critical in determining whether or not to use it, replace it, or ditch the entire idea all together.
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Something you might find in a pre-mixed shake or powder is(Muscle Milk being the guiltiest offender of all) heavy metal…not the good kind….things like Cadmium:

Cadmium raises special concern because it accumulates in and can damage the kidneys, the same organs that can be damaged by excessive protein consumption. And it can take 20 years for the body to eliminate even half the cadmium absorbed today.” This is a highly toxic metal, and while there are some cases where decisions have to be weighed against relative risks, accepting that you have to be exposed to any cadmium at all in your protein drink after your workout is definitely not one of them,” says Michael Harbut, M.D., director of the Environmental Cancer Initiative at the Karmanos Cancer Institute in Royal Oak, Mich.

“When these toxic heavy metals are combined in a product that is marketed for daily use, that raises serious public health concerns, especially for pregnant women, children, and young adults,” says Burns, who has been a toxicology consultant to state and federal government agencies.

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Acesulfame Potassium or Acesulfame K 

The artificial sweetener you find in this particular drink. Two rat studies suggest that the additive might cause cancer. In addition it is mentioned that large doses of acetoacetamide (a breakdown product of this sugar) have been shown to affect the thyroid in rats, rabbits, and dogs.
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Wheyeeet a minute!

Most whey protein is ultra-pasteurized from conventional milk full of growth hormones and antibiotics. The whey is acid processed and stripped of all of it’s alkalizing minerals (which include vitamins and minerals that we are all in need of). If you don’t balance the acidic state caused in your body by de-alkalized foods you will increase vulnerability to degenerative disease.
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Eating a variety of food provides more than enough protein for the average person – leave the protein supplements to the very malnourished and the bodybuilding set. 

If you’re part of the bodybuilding set (as I am) there are a tonne of healthy choices for you that don’t include all of the crappy ingredients found in these US made, Costco sold packs of shame.

My choice: Iron Vegan

Jeff’s choice: Beyond Yourself

If you’re thinking that you could be low on protein, try making a minimal ingredient nut butter smoothie or choose some real food sources of protein:

Meat – beef, pork, poultry, eggs, yogurt, cheese, fish. Choose ethical, choose organic, choose hormone free. Be wary of mollusks and shellfish. Read meat can be left out entirely for heart health.

Vegetarian sources of protein – legumes (dry beans, lentils, and peas), nuts and seeds (almond butter, sunflower seeds, hemp seeds), whole grains (oatmeal, quinoa, brown rice, pasta), dark leafy vegetables, avocado.